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ICED WINE MIXED TEA NOW GRAPIETTA

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We at baranalytica have completed research on our new drink, tentatively titled "Iced Wine Mixed Tea."  From heretoforth the drink shalt be refered to as "Grapietta."  The etymology of that word comes from the french word for grape, as in "grap," the word "pie" symbolizing the adversarial nature of the judiciary and lastly, the encountering of paths as in "tta."  This drink is for those individuals, specifically Lawyers that want a new way of thinking about the matter they are working on.  We legal professionals have ascertained degrees in our disciplines and we work hard to maintain our esteem through the things we do.  We deserve this drink.  It is our responsibility that we engage ourselves and ensure that this drink is for the discipline of law.  For Madame Justice, the sword and the weighing scale.  Brought to you by Copper Moon.  The only wine of nature.  Natures Best. For the Bartender.  The Grapietta is for the meaninglessne...

NEW PRODUCT: ICED WINE MIXED TEA

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 We at baranalytica are happy to announce that we are working on Iced Wine Mixed Tea.  It is a new drink for those Lawyers that have a drinking problem.  Every Lawyer is aware of the alcohol problem that legal professionals have and we here at baranalytica are providing another alternative to try.  We are going to continue to work on this product.  For the Lawyers.  For the legal professionals.  For liberalisim and Madam Liberty.  Law is the priority!!